Passing Guano
there was guano in the office
and guano in the hall,
I use to take the guano
and roll it in a ball.
I would pass the guano
all the day time long,
and as I passed the guano
I sang a little song.
guano in the morning
guano at noon,
stack the guano high
stack it to the moon.
guano in the garage
and guano in the street,
guano on my hands
and guano on my feet.
guano on my birthday
cause guano never ends,
I love to pass the guano
pass it to my friends.
pass it to the good ones
and pass it to those mean,
pass it to the nobles
and pass it to the queen.
put it in a bucket
and sling it on the ceiling,
sling it on those sitting
and sling it on those kneeling.
for forty years passing guano
was my favorite game,
and if you got some on ya
you may have me to blame.
(2014)
