We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people