The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese