I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…