The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing