Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
