I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
