The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious