Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is