By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral