When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
