Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot