Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants