Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting