We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

“The human body generates more bio…

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…