During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us