I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion