When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do