Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published