Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up