Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws