There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing