Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
