Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare