All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
Let there be light blight and hindsight
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack