Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class