You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con