Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
