You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”