You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

I have an idea: I have no idea

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood