Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
