Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious