I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
