By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys