I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
