Time is relentless. Are you?

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change