Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
100% of success is showing up on time
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
If you Buy it You might Like it
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
