Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords