Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

It’s always darkest before the yawn

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Easy to please but problematic to appease

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that