God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free