Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe