My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
Time is relentless. Are you?
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it