If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs