How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience