And Everyone’s an Interpreter
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Never Win Anything
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass