It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes