It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins: