If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings