Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance