Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie