Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often