There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life