And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity