We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator