From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job