People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then